July 2007
39 posts
You've Got Mail
Dear Blog Reader, If I were Tom Hanks, I would sign all of my letters as follows. Thanks, T.Hanks
TOMMY!
We had a company brainstorming retreat at our summer house. I learned that Streeter slips into his Jersey Shore character whenever he puts on his black wife-beater.
Optimus Grime
I saw Transformers over the weekend. It sucked. Afterwards, I went online to see if everybody else also thought it sucked and ran across this review from a person who enjoyed the movie, to say the least: Transformers is better than sex. I mean, I don’t want to overhype it or anything, but I just got back from the screening, and if I had the chance to watch it again right now, or some hot...
Carrot Stop
Does anybody make collect calls anymore? Remember all those commercials? What happened?
Crash Into Me
Anna saw a frat guy wearing this shirt when she was in Chicago over the weekend and snapped a photo. At first I thought it was too good to be true, but I did some research and it’s completely legit. Wow.
Camp Fantastic: Letter To Campers
Please excuse the lack of posts as I have been spending much time at our beach place, dubbed “Camp Fantastic Sleep Away Camp for Gifted Teens.” This week my friend BJ came out and decided one morning to write a welcome letter for campers as they arrive. This will be printed out and placed on their pillows. Dear Gifted Teen, What is fire? Is it a phenomenon? A state of being? An...