January 2011
13 posts
“In the last take, that glass was half full.” - Optimistic Script Supervisor
Oh, I figured it out. Charlie Sheen is just a 2012 believer.
The Track Listing for What Could Be The Upcoming...
(Album Title: See Through Stars)
Intro: See Though Stars (prelude) Shadows Plotting The Geologist Blink Shades of Azure Kindling Nautilus Sentient Whimpers Murmur Radio Silence Sirens The Cartographer Porcelain All in all Artifact Globes Intrafaith Searchlights Every Little Step (cover)- bonus track
“The real Eric Price, who appears here in a snapshot circulated to antiques...”
– Living a double lie - The Boston Globe
WatchReed Alexander. He’s done it again.
At what age does 3+ people eating pizza together stop being a “pizza party?” Or is it simply when the pizza is no longer ordered by a mom?
Annual Fruit Rating Index for 2010
Apple- A list
Banana- B list
Orange- A list
Pear- B list
Clementine- D list
Raspberry- C list
Date- You’re a fruit? Get out of here.
Blueberry- B list
Blackberry- D list
Peach- B list
Plum- D list
Coconut- C list
Pineapple- C list
Cantaloupe- Not listed
Kiwi- D list
Grapes- A list
Lemon- C list
Starfruit- Insufficient data
Lime- C list (A list, beer)
Strawberry- A list
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“Do you think Edward Cullen is featured in his high school yearbook as ‘not pictured?’” - John
Middle School Slang Update
From my friend Dave, who has three daughters:
Apparently, the new phrase at MMS (Maplewood Middle School) is “Box of Shame”. Kind of “Epic Fail” but more shameful/embarrassed. Walking through the halls and a kid drops his science project… “Oooh… box of shame.”
When Sarah told me, the conversation went something like this: DAD: So “Epic...