May 2011
7 posts
Whitney Houston Back In Rehab, Fans Ask For... →
This article is worth reading to the end. Promise.
(via Gene)
When is the rapture for rapture jokes?
Glad for Friends with Benefits since it’s been months since No Strings Attached and I already forgot if sex friends can stay best friends.
“My dad is 81 years old. I’m teaching him how to use the internet. I told...”
– Norman N. (oldmansearch) on Twitter
Phrases From 2000-2009 That I'm Glad Are Pretty...
“I think I threw up in my mouth a little.”
“Uh, I liked it better when it was called ___________.”
“That’s just how I roll.”
”____________ is the new ____________.”
“Uhhh… random?”
”____________ called, it wants its ____________ back.”
“Because if we don’t, the terrorists will win.”
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The only thing worse than using your wife as a human shield is using one of your wives as a human shield.