Ricky Van Veen's GET EXCITED

January 22, 2010

As I am very aware how boring it is to hear about other people being happy, I say only this: I get up every morning at 5 a.m. simply because it’s more exciting to start working than to turn around and sleep some more. I do seem to have a lot of energy. After enjoying a giant pot of coffee and a medium-sized cigar for breakfast, I start my daily schedule of little experiments. This is coming along very well.
Daily Routines- Stefan Sagmeister
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January 20, 2010

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January 17, 2010

SNL- “Riley”

I literally couldn’t stop laughing at this sketch (an Armisen/Mulaney joint). Paul Lynde in the body of a 13 year old.

And speaking of Paul Lynde, this anecdote never gets old:

“After a drunken high speed chase through the San Fernando Valley one night, Lynde crashed his car into a mailbox. When the cops rushed the scene with their guns drawn, Lynde lowered his window and ordered a cheeseburger with no onions and a large Sprite.”

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January 15, 2010

Luckily, all of the dieters escaped uninjured and managed to move the scales to the corridor, which was not damaged in the accident, and were able to complete their weekly weigh in.

Weight Watchers clinic floor collapses under dieters - Telegraph

I probably would have voted for “Uhhh… how about we give ourselves another week to lose more weight?”

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January 14, 2010

Three minutes.

Three minutes.

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January 12, 2010

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January 9, 2010

It’s a puking miracle!
Las Vegas, Nevada.

It’s a puking miracle!

Las Vegas, Nevada.

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January 8, 2010

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January 5, 2010

What a top shelf proposal from start to finish. Congrats, Dave and Brit!

What a top shelf proposal from start to finish. Congrats, Dave and Brit!

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One thing I’ve learned living in State College is that when you find a used tampon on your lawn, you’re also going to find a used condom nearby.
— This American Life’s entire episode about Penn State — “#1 Party School” — is amazing.
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Hi! I'm Ricky. I live in the West Village, New York City, USA.

Professionally-- I am the co-founder of CollegeHumor.com, now I oversee that and a production company called Notional.

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This is where I write about things that excite me. My email is ricky at the aforementioned website.



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