Ricky Van Veen's GET EXCITED

“ You invented a whole new language but you stopped brainstorming after Unobtanium?

— Sam Grossman on James Cameron

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Love this new Busted Tee.

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I wonder if we call it a BLT because we’d feel bad asking for a “bacon sandwich.”

My change at lunch included 18 nickels.

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“ Snooki said she was hiring a bodyguard to keep fans at bay. The 22-year-old “Princess of Poughkeepsie” explained, “When we try to go to TGI Friday’s or Applebee’s, we can’t eat because people go crazy.

— ‘Jersey Shore’ cast wants big raise for season 2 - NYPOST.com

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“ As I am very aware how boring it is to hear about other people being happy, I say only this: I get up every morning at 5 a.m. simply because it’s more exciting to start working than to turn around and sleep some more. I do seem to have a lot of energy. After enjoying a giant pot of coffee and a medium-sized cigar for breakfast, I start my daily schedule of little experiments. This is coming along very well.

— Daily Routines- Stefan Sagmeister

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SNL- “Riley”

I literally couldn’t stop laughing at this sketch (an Armisen/Mulaney joint). Paul Lynde in the body of a 13 year old.

And speaking of Paul Lynde, this anecdote never gets old:

“After a drunken high speed chase through the San Fernando Valley one night, Lynde crashed his car into a mailbox. When the cops rushed the scene with their guns drawn, Lynde lowered his window and ordered a cheeseburger with no onions and a large Sprite.”

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“ Luckily, all of the dieters escaped uninjured and managed to move the scales to the corridor, which was not damaged in the accident, and were able to complete their weekly weigh in.

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Weight Watchers clinic floor collapses under dieters - Telegraph

I probably would have voted for “Uhhh… how about we give ourselves another week to lose more weight?”

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Three minutes.

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