January 20, 2010

January 17, 2010

SNL- “Riley”

I literally couldn’t stop laughing at this sketch (an Armisen/Mulaney joint). Paul Lynde in the body of a 13 year old.

And speaking of Paul Lynde, this anecdote never gets old:

“After a drunken high speed chase through the San Fernando Valley one night, Lynde crashed his car into a mailbox. When the cops rushed the scene with their guns drawn, Lynde lowered his window and ordered a cheeseburger with no onions and a large Sprite.”

January 15, 2010

“ Luckily, all of the dieters escaped uninjured and managed to move the scales to the corridor, which was not damaged in the accident, and were able to complete their weekly weigh in.

—

Weight Watchers clinic floor collapses under dieters - Telegraph

I probably would have voted for “Uhhh… how about we give ourselves another week to lose more weight?”

January 14, 2010

Three minutes.

January 12, 2010

Statement from Conan O'Brien

Pretty impressive.

January 9, 2010

It’s a puking miracle!

Las Vegas, Nevada.

January 8, 2010

CollegeHumor Is Working With Will Arnett, Jason Bateman On 'DumbDumb' Content

Been working on this for a while, glad to finally announce. Those two guys are not only funny but super smart. We’re gonna make some great stuff.

January 5, 2010

What a top shelf proposal from start to finish. Congrats, Dave and Brit!

“ One thing I’ve learned living in State College is that when you find a used tampon on your lawn, you’re also going to find a used condom nearby.

— This American Life’s entire episode about Penn State — “#1 Party School” — is amazing.

January 4, 2010

DAVID WAIN’S “MIDDLE 10 NEITHER BEST NOR WORST MOVIES OF THE DECADE”

Obviously there were A LOT of great contenders over the last decade. But only 10 can be in the middle, so here are my picks:

10. THE MEXICAN
9. INSOMNIA
8. THE TERMINAL
7. CHARLIE WILSON’S WAR
6. MUSIC & LYRICS
5. 3:10 TO YUMA
3. TIE: RUNAWAY JURY / BABY MAMA
2. BLUE CRUSH
1. CHANGING LANES

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