Glad for Friends with Benefits since it’s been months since No Strings Attached and I already forgot if sex friends can stay best friends.
May 19, 2011
May 17, 2011
“ My dad is 81 years old. I’m teaching him how to use the internet. I told him twitter was how to search things on Google. These tweets are what he’s searching.
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May 7, 2011
May 3, 2011
Phrases From 2000-2009 That I’m Glad Are Pretty Much Over
“I think I threw up in my mouth a little.”
“Uh, I liked it better when it was called ___________.”
“That’s just how I roll.”
”____________ is the new ____________.”
“Uhhh… random?”
”____________ called, it wants its ____________ back.”
“Because if we don’t, the terrorists will win.”
“I mean…”
Interwebs, internets, etc.
Assorted Borat catch phrases
—ADDITIONS—
“Aaaawkward.”
Sketchy/shady
“Whatever you’re smoking, I want some!”
“You are the weakest link. Goodbye!”
“Story of my life.”
“Hot mess.”
“I know, right?”
“Literally.”
“I’m not gonna lie…”
“Can we just talk about the fact that…”
May 2, 2011
The only thing worse than using your wife as a human shield is using one of your wives as a human shield.
April 21, 2011
Bargain hunting? Look for places with people outside carrying “UNFAIR LABOR PRACTICES” signs. That’s savings the store can pass on to YOU.
Throwing something out at a friend’s? Three easy words to quickly make you look great and your host look like an asshole- “Do you recycle?”
April 20, 2011
April 13, 2011
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John and I recently discovered iPhone voice memos, which combine the most fun parts of texts and voice mails. BIG IN SUMMER ‘11? Count on it.
Today he was pitching me random BustedTee ideas. This was my favorite.
March 30, 2011
Two words rarely heard together — quick brunch. “Be over in a bit. Gotta pick up some dry cleaning, grab a quick brunch, and get some gas.”
Hi! I'm Ricky. I live in the West Village, New York City, USA.
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