I Collect Penis Spam Headlines
Yesterday’s Favorites:
“Turn your wee-wee into a real monster!”
“The advantages of having a big penis are innumerable”
“Big phallus is a symbol of masculine power!”
“They just don’t stimulate the vaginal nerve endings effectively!”
“Don’t miss it out! Grow a monster in your pants for New Years!”
“Increase your tool for her complete satisfaction”
“Girl don’t like your dick size? Order this and shut her mouth with your 7” dick”
“Turn your small knob into a huge meat stick!”
“Women like when you have big aggregate”
“The longest dick is the shortest way to a woman’s heart.” (Awww.)
