Husband and Wife
- OK, I’m going to tell you something. But you have to PROMISE you won’t get mad and make a big deal out of it.
- Promise.
- Pinky swear?
- Yeah, what is it?
- I’m having an affair.
- You’re what?!?!
- Cheating on you. With another woman. For about eight months now.
- I CAN’T FUCKING BELIEVE THIS!! HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON???
- Hold up one second — you PROMISED you wouldn’t get mad about this.
- (crying) Who is it? Is it someone I know?
- OK, now you are completely making a big deal out of this. Does a pinky swear carry any weight with you? You totally just went back on your word.
- How are you going to tell this to your own children? You fucking bastard.
- Ugh, I am NEVER going to trust you again.
